The Two Halves of Tumblr
- Hipsters: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love you back?
- Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS
- Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back
- Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE
- Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
- Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING THAT IS